omg.

I wrote a weird poem during EL lesson. Lol.



There was a girl named Rihanna,

She was walking while eating a yellow Banana;

Poor Rihanna slipped and fell into a shallow pool full of Piranhas;

But "Thank God," exclaimed Rihanna,

She can (totally) defend with her umbrella~!

OMG A NEW RANT. YAYNESS~!


I saw this news article which reported that a girl committed suicide because she listened to My Chemical Romance's songs. For 2 weeks.

Ew, it's like only 2 weeks. I listened to them for like, a year already, but *Surprise!*, I not only didn't die, I actually got better results in school! Like my E-maths, I got like 80% for midyear. Why don't they write about me instead?

Although the paper was easy, that's not the point. Ignore it. The point is that why and how did the girl commit suicide after listening to MCR? It's like dancing all day after listening to Madonna, or being a hooker and having sex all day after listening to Britney pre-shave. It just does not make any clear sense.

News agency are such sluts. Seriously.