yay.

yay i combined both of my blogs for ny and sk. yay.

moved here!

re-link me pls. thanks!

TTYN (on this blog)
lol i learnt this from paris hilton's my new bff yay.

replies

PJ: I can't go if it's in the June holidays because my mid-year exams are after june holidays. My school is so smart, right? So we'll have to study even during the holidays.

Bifang: Class outing? Lol you organize can/ Because btw, i'm also the chairperson of my new class, and they also asked me to do a class outing, which I hate so much because I hate planning.
Anyway, the point is I think we should have picnic in Marina Barrage!! So cool, right? yay I gave the idea liao so whoever wants to plan go ahead!

LOL. P.S. EDIT: Oh ya, i forgot LOL, my school holidays are between 1june for the next 4 weeks, so i think it's until 1 july~

hi i'm cheena cos I'm in nanyang.

Hi hi~!

Here I'm going to reply to tags because I can, that's why.

Anyway:

Hi Bifang I totally forgot your existence!! LOL just kidding! Thanks for finding that funny yay!!
Hi Grace I take Chem, Art, Econs and Maths. Oh and I'm in AEP. I always mention that because it's like, so great or something that I can haolian pls.
Hi Kaiyuan Physics is going to become harder and harder as times goes by so yea: muahaha.

Oh and btw, I totally hate my chem and maths. I totally love econs but then I like failed my first test anyway LOLOL. oh it's because my econs teacher is an indian and her accent is really terrible.
Probable = Pro-bubble
Assume/Consume or anything that ends with -sume = Asshiume, Conshiume, or -shium. And she does the exact same pronouncation as Miss Rina of both, earth etc, is that a trend or what?!
Hi PJ! Yay I'm also just borderline passing my tests. Except for maths though, but I really hate maths now anyway LOLOL.

Art is so much fun.

It 陶冶 my 心情 and it actually helps reduces stress! Yay.
But I need to do oil paint though, so the marginal utility of oil painting has a high opportunity cost of using it, and it exists many close substitutes such as acrylic paint, thus it has a price elastic demand. It's because having to breathe in the fumes during oil painting and the toxic turpentine probably makes me now a little more smarter than paris hilton, i.e. My IQ probably freefell 80points to godknows what else is left.

Oh, and BTW, my PE teacher let me retake my sit-and-reach again and I got 36 yay so I passed kkthxbai.

I just found this funny thing:

Litespeed
E-Learning Portal
(If you have problems logging in, try resetting your NYX password and try again.

If the problem persists, please email Mr Vijay for assistance.) Then I scroll over Mr Vijay and his email is damn long! LOL good luck for hacking into his account by typing his email on the computer.
Because the email is:
vijayakumaram_jeyakumaram@moe.edu.sg

OMG seriously. But I wanted to email him because litespeed was not working for like, 1 week. They claimed they just fixed it but apparently not 'cos it doesn't even freaking load finish.

DISCLAIMER And by reading this you are agreeing to not take any actions, legal or otherwise, against me pls. And you cannot sue me too. Because the person's name is really long and I'm not being racist pls.

Because if there was a Caucasian or Chinese with uber-long names I would have added them there too, I would.

So bye!:)

kkthxbai.

NAPFA

Today our school had a NAPFA test (real one, pls). Anyway, I got D and above for every stations except for my failed sit-and-reach.

Btw, for boys we must get at least D for every station, not E, to be considered as a 'pass'. It's because of something called "NS", which is really unnecessary if the government decide to invest in nuclear bomb. Then in any war we will auto-win already please.

Oh, back to topic.

Seriously? Sit-and-reach is the most stupid and dumbest station ever. And I failed by 4 cm! This is ridiculous. If war came, do we really need to sit down straight, bend over and hide from the bomb, is it?

Duh! But at least my 2.4KM run improved... a lot. I got 11:47 LOOL!!

But then again, I'm the slowest boy in my class. So can you imagine that!? All the boys run so fast OMG!! We're proz pls.

Oh, and I'm going to waste my time going to Yio Chu Kang stadium to watch my school vs VJC in volleyball on Monday. Do I really care about something that doesn't really affect my results or my achievements!?!?

And I don't really like my school's way of teaching... Very undedicated, rushed and tiring. One period we can have a lecture at 1st floor, then next period we'll be up at the 5th floor for GP or something like that, we need to climb UP and DOWN, UP and DOWN again and again and again and again Every class should have their own classroom, and if there really isn't any space then don't accept like, 1000+ students and then stress everyone out because there really is a lot of lousy and incompetent teachers in the school, but I can't say who!

Not to mention that, and my timetable ends on average on... 5pm LOL.

And there's this Black Friday for me once every two weeks (because my school's timetable is biweekly), on which from 7.30am to 2.30pm I have no break at all! Add that to the hourly routine workout I'll probably become as skinny as the jobless and homeless and train-wreck Lindsay Lohan!

Yay, three cheers to burnout before this year even ends. I must start meditating away the stress.

OHHMMMMM

OHMMM~.

Bye, finally a post in 2months.

And thank goodness I didn't take physics.

EARTH HOUR, WHAT'S THAT?

I just missed Earth Hour by 5 minutes (or probably more after I finished typing this post).

Anyway, I have switched off the living room's light already. I'll keep my bedroom light on, thank you very much. Because apparently it is already energy-saving and one hour of switching it off doesn't really save a lot of electricity.

And the other reason is that I'm alone in my house and I'll be seriously scared of using the computer in the dark.

Also, I don't really get the thing with Earth Hour, because apparently 1) many people do not know about it and 2) one hour of switching off your lights doesn't really inculcate 'green' values and embed it into our mind.

Why would I say that? Obviously everyone living opposite my block hasn't heard of Earth Hour yet! And it's already ending soon!1 (since it's only an hour, after all). Every body living opposite my block defiantly switch on their lights in full blast and the houses which are not light up, the owners are probably going on a night out!

So sucking promos for Earth Hour!!! lol.

I would not like to further my stand any longer or provide opposing perspective lol. So make do with what I have and hopefully my propaganda will lead you to hate this Earth Hour too!1 Though I don't necessarily hate it, I just don't like to be left out of this Earth Hour thing and I also don't like to be scared lol. So I'll rather be left out than be scared, thank you very much. :D

Seriously.

I'd bought a new frame for my MCR poster! Finally, I spotted one in IKEA yesterday and bought the 70x100cm black frame. I bought the poster in... 2007 December 13 Oppsie, it's 11 DEC WTH I forgotten (lol)! Totally remember the date, it was MCR's only concert in Singapore, which was considerably pathetic to have only one day. But anyway, here's the picture of my frame!! So fab, right? I know. Btw, my room is so freaking messy right now!

HOW?

HOW? I have got careless mistakes for my MATH TESTS.

OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOM!! Suddenly the sky seems to be crashing down!! BOO! I got careless MISTAKES NOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

On the brighter side, Ms Hew actually said that my photos was 'pretty good'. Maybe because I don't have any arts background, or maybe my photos are really 'pretty good', so as to say.

You want to see my photos? TOO BAD LOL.

MY LAZINESS HAS OVERCOME ME AND I SUDDENLY NEED TO GRID OUT MY NEW PAINTING~ BB!

XOXO.

hi!

I cut my hair, WEEEE~
Now my hair looks fugly and I look like a butch ROFL!

WEEEE~~

hi.

After listening to other people joining rifle or dance, I think that suddenly my CCA sucks! ROFL, only when in comparison, not in itself pleassee.

I WANT TO JOIN GUZHENG LOLZZZ. It sounds so fun, so if I can, I will go on Saturdays only.

Then next time when I graduate of JC, they will call me 'the over-achiever', the person who excelled in both his CCAs and got As for all of his subjects! Yay!

And AEP is like really stressful, especially when people around you got A1 for O'level for their Arts... Scary! But luckily there are students there who, like me, have got no prior O' arts training at all!

And GP sucks! The teacher is really weird. The only thing that keeps me alive is probably living to attend another Art, Chemistry or Math lessons. But we're studying Art history now, like EW! But at least I have got a book which have everything about art history to seeing things visually and stuff. Woots!

And the thing with Art is that during the CCA introduction we have got this game, which basically helps us to crap through our SOVA to get A's. So they put random things inside the box and we are supposed to speak of those things in an artistic sense.

So basically in JC what we learn in GP, PW and Art is basically how you can make a simple sentence like 'I live in Singapore' to a fully blown-up and elaborated into 'I am a Singapore citizen so in all sense of the word I live in Singapore. And indeed I have lived in this multi-racial and fascinating country for more than fifteen years. The harmonious lifestyle we lead with neighbours of different races is also an extremely stressful one. But all I can ever say and could ever say is that I am truly and extensively thankful for the fact that I was born and raised in a safe country like Singapore' or anything to that sense.

And I'm doing this Art project where we have to take photos regarding the different themes, like the 'Eccentric Me', or 'Conceptual Me' or anything that is all-in-all really difficult to do.

In conclusion, I'm going to post long posts from now on. It's good to know that with so many words and sentences conjoined together I didn't have any mistakes, gramatically-wise, but vocabulary-wise I have a whole essays choke full of it! Yay this phenomenon is called juxtaposition. But since nobody in my class know my blog, I can crap about them yay. But luckily that are all friendly and human-ly, not exactly cold and heartless and 'I will stab you if you get a better grade than me' kind of people.

YAY.

what?

What? How did Louis find my blog? Did he learnt my special technique as well... of googling NYJC? So smart, like me!

Anyway, I think NYJC is actually quite a good school, except for the pronunciation of the principal. Seriously. And AEP Club is like the best club ever please! The seniors are all so crazy and madzzz!!

I forgotten what I'll be ranting today. I forgotten this really great idea that I want to rant about. So bye, bitch!

hi!

I SUDDENLY LIKE MY SCHOOL!

BECAUSE:

1. There really isn't any rules in our school, as long as you behave appropriately the teachers don't care about you. But it's hard to say so now... because I really haven't seen any teachers...

2. I'm like, so pro pl0xx!

3. The orientation camp was fabulous!! It was entirely organised by the student council and there was not a teacher in sight anywhere throughout the whole camp! And the best thing was: students do not have to stay overnight.

4. The mass dance is so complicated and so awesome. And we learnt like 3 mass dance, 'HOTNCOLD', 'HSM'S A NIGHT TO REMEMBER' and then the traditional cheesy 60's love song which honestly I'd never heard of. They have got chacha (the MC said: Our Chacha is Latin kind." Woah!), lots of spins and slutty dance moves for girls. But the guys' one is kind of boring but so complicated pls! Then they combine both girls and boys together as a couple, not like we dance individually. That's why there's the spin lah!

5. The WET GAMES on the last day ROCKS pls. The best would probably be 'The Waterfall', where they put a plastic mat about the size of half a basketball court on a slope. Then they pour 20L bottles worth of MAMALEMON down the slope, then added water. Lots of water. And because MAMA-LEMON is a alkaline it is uber-slippery. And then they asked each team to climb up. SO CRAZY! BUT SO FUN!

6.The school's DISCO NIGHT is killer. I thought it would be lame, like some school. BUT NO! They really got disco ball! 3, to be exact! And those spotlight thinggy. And then the disco lasers! And then there's aircon blasting full speed in the hall. It was AWESOME! And there were so much danceoffs! And trainsz! Although it's a bit lame... BUT THE MUSIC ROCKS. Their AVA club rocks please, they have those machines that can speed up or slow down songs, then they edited the music into remixes. and the music is greeeaattt.

I SUDDENLY LIKE MY SCHOOL A LOT! BUT MAYBE NOT SO MUCH AFTER NEXT WEEK, WHEN SCHOOL REALLY STARTS. &*%$#.

P.S. Shall I add that the MCs are super high and funny? What they say were impromtu and Louis, one of the many MCs was uber-funny. Let me put it this way: He have got a self-depreciating sense of humour.

PPS. And you know, one of the previously-in-Chung-Cheng-Secondary friend told me that their top student got 9 A1s and 1 B3, then the EL was B3. You might think: WOW! But then I realise I got the same L1R5 as him/her! Yay! 3+5=8 points! But then he have got HCL... But anyway I got the same raw score as him can already. YESS!!

eh.

OMG I want to type so many things today, and my post below is so unfinished, with no proper conclusion and my points are flying all over the place.

But shall I talk about my already fabulous JC life?

It's so fun please.

And since I'm in AEP, I'm automatically enrolled into AEP club lol! But as luck has it I can join on more CCA, so yay, maybe Tennis or Squash, since my school have a squash room (I found two during Orientation).

Or maybe Badminton, but probably it will collapse once more, and I totally suck at Badminton. I think Tennis will be the same, except the ball is much bigger and not as 'airy' or 'light' or 'fluffy'.

But what if the ball hits me? THAT IS THE PROBLEM! The bigger the ball the more afraid of it I am!!

Now that I have gone out of point in this post again, I decided not to post about my JC life, since the adjective 'fabulous' probably gives you a pretty good idea. And I'm probably not going to post anything about my school, cause it really sucks to think that I could have made it to NJC.

And if you tell me it's the same, both are quite good JCs, except the NJC is better, that's the point, lol.

NYJC may be good, but really, NJC is so much better. A good JC brings you far, unlike secondary school, which really doesn't matter which one you go to. That's what everyone says, from my ex-teachers to my paternal-side cousin and his wife.

And more paternal side cousins, all of whom have this hereditary nose which many people thought that they had work done. I mean please! Just because we have fabulous, sharp and sharp (that's the only word I can think of) nose, doesn't mean it's being worked on lol! But one of my patcousins have a really fake-looking nose LOL!

But please to people who are going into JCs, cutoff points do not determine the excellence of the school please! Look at their value-addedness and their achievements and stuff.

But why NYJC and not TJC or VJC? Duh! Because they have no AEP.

hi.

I hate the HOD of Arts! He's so evvvil.

He told my one sentence which condemned me into eternal regret:

He: "You know, with your points you might make it into National JC through JAE"
Me: *smiles sweetly, secretly hiding my dagger which I was about to stab into him multiple times*

LOL! Nah I'm just joking, the HOD is really kind and polite and funny.

Now, I'm still obsessed with NJC, and on their Wiki-page, guess what I saw?

Click here for the list of Notable Alumnis

What the heck in the world is Jeanette Aw doing in the list? and PM LEE? I should have studied in NJC, then I can sign up for their AEP too.

And then maybe get a role in the next Little Nyonya as Juxiang, but in the twenty-first century. Where the vicious Tuaji from the reputable Huang's family slap Juxiang, Juxiang can use the internet and more understandable sign language to complain! And then next day the headlines will splash about their dirty laundry!

OH MY GOD I'M SUCH A GENIUS I CAN BE A SCRIPTWRITER NOW TOO!!

Oh, and then, in order to fix their reputation, they hold a press release where they sarcastically replied each other's answers. Then Tuaji got so furious and slap her, they continued to slapping each other in hell frenzy front of the media for 5 minutes LOL!

But wait, they can't actually sarcastically reply to each other because... Juxiang is a mute ROFL!

Then maybe Juxiang slaps Tuaji after Tuaji took advantage of Juxiang being a mute by pushing the blame to Juxiang.

Then the slapping frenzy begins once again!

YAY TO MORE SLAPPING SHOWDOWN! <3

Bye!

WHAT?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

CRAPBITCH!

MY MP3's diskspace IS FULL!!@#

NOOZZ.

hi!

Shall I tell you the Tale of Curious SC and his JC?

Let me slowly retell this tale to you now:

On Monday, SC felt like going to JC. He MSN-ed his known online friends and tell them lol. And then he probably mass SMSed his friends too. In confusion and deep puzzlement he asked his mother, "What will you say if I want to study JC?" Mother shrieked in an excited manner (lol!), "Yess!!! I would most definitely wished you want to do this."

On Tuesday, he went to work. Then he decided to send his appeal on that day. But he did not, for he did not decide which JC he wants to go to, and is still puzzled and confused.

On Wednesday, he sent an online appeal to NYJC (thank christ for hi-tech JC unlike my secondary school!)

On Thursday, 9am, the Arts teacher Miss Hew called. But it was a missed call, for SC was out having breakfast/brunch. Was it fate that he could not get into the JC? Not really, because he called back the teacher, and guess what? The teacher said: Could you please come down for a short test and also bring your portfolio as well.

Well said! But sadly, almost everything in my portfolio is undone, but I brought it anyway.

After Thursday 4.30pm, WHAM! SHAMLALA! BAMMED!, he is a student of NYJC, even though he doesn't really exist in the database and the ezlink still charge a friggin' 0.71cents for a 5-stop short trip.

So he went to school on Friday, and guessed what subjects he taken?

- AEP Arts H2/H3 (I'm like so proud I'm taking H3 pleassseee, because it's compulsory, but that's not the point, it's because I can!)
- H2 ECONS
- H2 CHEMISTRY
- H2 MATHS
- and everything else that comes with those strings attached when you go to JC... like FRIGGIN' CHINESE EWWWWZZZZZ.

Oh, and originally I wanted H2 English Language Studies instead of Econs, but they say I have to take another test for that, so this school is turning out to be a bitch again. But at least aalll the teachers have a sense of humour, unlike you-know-what-school, but if you are affiliated to that you-know-what-school you are agreeing to lose all rights once you read this blog. Yay!

AND NOOOZ, I'M GOING TO DIE IN ART BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE SECONDARY ART BACKGROUND FOR SEC3/4... But whatever. I'm going to knock their socks off with my future-to-be-award-winning-art-pieces.

Oh, and for the Art test I need to describe this painting, The Menaced Assassin. And I think I got the first part mostly correct, about what the painter is trying to portray. But I probably failed miserably on the second part, which asked about why the painting gives the feeling of surrealism. My strongest point? The mountain don't look realistic.

LOL! But seriously.

XOXO.

NOTE: I STILL DO NOT EXIST IN THE SCHOOL'S DATABASE.

zz.

I want to study JC now... Like I suddenly miss my secondary school life, and if I really gen so much to go Lasalle, apparently it'll be in August, and I need to wait for god-forbidden 6 months...

I listed down the pros and cons (of which are all mashed up together) of going to JC:

- Please my mom.
- Get into prestigious schools like Yale, Harvard and Oxbridge (yes I amalgamated them together, and it's really a word you can go wiki it up)
- Stress like hell
- Wear school ew-niform
- Because I cannot get into Hwachong or NationalJC. I can only go NY because it's the only with AEP I can go into.
- I don't want to go in the second week, when people start forming cliques and then I go there becoming a new student, so sad!
- Able to get double Majors in Art and English, or go journalism, mass comm. or fashion comm. in some overseas Uni (with winter season) so I can get to wear trenchcoat and not look weird. (not that I have tried that before or anything)
- 2 years.

LASALLE/NAFA:
- 4 years get Ba(Hons) Degree directly
- Need to wait 6 more months
- My interest
- Singapore's market for the Arts is as big as the size of the country itself - minuscule.
- Also able to get fashion comm. faster and get my editor/journalism job as well, since all the other courses are like, forbidden from my mother

OH. MY. GOD. My question is probably answered. Because studying in Lasalle apparently fashion comm. is also not my interest, thus I would be better off studying JC which although is, too, not of my interest, it's more prestigious to say that you are in a JC... or is it?

DAMN IT CRAPPY BITCHES. Please feel free to SMS me your opinions pleasse the appeal deadline is just tomorrow 23.59, please your opinion matters.

P.S. And yes, prestige does matters more than anything else. My moon sign and sun sign combination says so: "The prestige of the position being more important than the salary." This is probably everything I got on all astrology webbies.

Warm, loving, and generous in your affections, you inspire tremendous devotion and loyalty in your loved ones. This is good, since you would never settle for anything less! You want to be adored and worshipped like the king or queen that you feel you are, and it is difficult for anyone to resist the warmth and attention you lavish on those you care about. You have a great deal of pride and need to be recognized and appreciated. The way to really hurt your feelings is to ignore you. You are genuine, sincere, and have a strong sense of personal integrity. You hate emotional games and dishonesty.

The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign produces a very warm-hearted, honest, and open personality. The pairing blends the personal dash, optimism, enthusiasm and directness of Sagittarius, with the warmth, generosity, pride, and authoritativeness of Leo. You have a love of mankind and a code that combines good judgment with a very tolerant attitude. This combination is very dedicated; dedicated to honor, prestige, and achieving stature in the world. And to attain you goals, you are not one to take shortcuts; not one to lie, to cheat, or to do anything underhanded in order to gain an advantage. Honor is all important and your word is an unbreakable bond. The fiery combination of these two signs doesn't need any unfair advantages to succeed because there is more than enough energy and enthusiasm to get where you want to be. You'll keep pursuing your goals long after others have thrown in the towel. When you go after something, you go after it tooth and nail. Any obstacle you face is considered only a temporary problem and little gets you down for long. This is a very positive combination, quite indicative of happiness and success. If you can avoid scattering your energies, you can move mountains. You are naturally inclined toward public service, either in law, education, or government. The prestige of the position being more important than the salary. This is a high-minded combination, full of ideas and ideals. You may have problems dealing with the small people of the world that refuse to grow and progress. You are intellectually philosophic, broad-minded, and highly creative. Your creativity is in the ability to form an image in your mind and then bring to reality that clear picture you envisioned. You take life seriously, with a keen sense of the importance of making the most of it. Unless something is really messed up in your chart, you are truly a super person.

And when I was born the moon was on Leo sign: Leo Moon [Positive Traits] Loving Witty Radiant Artistic Dignified

Leo Moon [Negative Traits] Extravagant Arrogant Show-off Self-centered Domineering

yay

Seen this test on so many people's blogs, I'm going to try too yay!

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

And I'm drawing Amy Lee! Even though I haven't finished my Heath Ledger's joker yet...

After reading (or skimming, depending on your definition) Shannon's blog, I saw two words: "Auspicious colours".

Since I'm such a well-rounded expert on just about everything in the world (just kidding), I'm going to extend my expertise to fengshui now! More specifically colour fengshui.

Let me predict using my heavenly fingers...

And the results are, because this year is a Earthly (or mud/ground/floor because apparently I don't know the direct translation from the Chinese word) Year, and this is also the year of the Earth Ox (castrated bulls LOL!). Two earth thinggys clashes together. Clearly you cannot wear earthly colours like:

Earthy colours. (duh!)
E.g. Yellow, green, brown, just about everything you see on trees but do not consider flowers please, if you do you might as well just wear the Emperor's new clothes.

Red colour. (what the hell!?) Apparently this colour is also the colour of molten iron (lava) moving below us all in the core of the Earth and occasionally spills out of the Earth by earthquake, geddit? EARTHquake, lol.

Anyway I totally forgotten whether black is auspicious or not - just don't wear it to my house you slut. But you can wear earthly colours if you like, I don't mind winning your money when playing mahjong and blackjack.

Auspicious colours are blue, white and other colours I forgot. Because blue represents water, which complements the Earth. And things that complements the Earth are water and... something else I totally forgot... but please forget that.

Yay, I'm such a fengshui master now! But really, the auspicious colours are just a general guide and it will not be held responsible when you wear unearthly colours like blue and actually get knock down by a car (touchwood). And it also depends more on individuals, really.

If you like, you can post your 8-characters of your date, time and place of birth. And then I will put a hex on you because you are really getting irritating. Is the colour fengshui guide not enough?

p.s. Oh, and do not travel to earthquake prone zones, but does Malaysia have earthquakes? I don't know. Too bad, probably the furthest you can go this year is Sentosa or a new hangout place called Pedra Branca.

what!?

I'm oh-so jaded of shopping here in Singapore's malls. Everything is all the same, from Topman to River Island to Domanchi (ew), from Marina Square to Raffles City to Suntec City to Vivocity all their clothes are horribly disgustingly fugly like hell (minus being hot, because the clothes are the last things that are remotely related to being HOT).

I went to Haji Lane (I <3 that place pls.) and the clothes there are pretty but pretty expensive. So does Blackmarket's jeans. $500 designer demins? I'll pass until I earn my first billion when I'm 35.

BOO all whores, I'm going overseas to buy all my clothes next time you nasty homogenized retailer bitches.

And for the girls, the clothes are so awesome because every mall have nice girls clothes but never for the boys!

And speaking of boys, go listen to BOYS, BOYS, BOYS by LADY GaGa please, she's a killer bitch with killer songs.

XOXO, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! I'M WEARING A CHING-CHONG QIPAO AND CHINESE OPERA OTT COSTUME, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

P.S. I'm kidding.

cny celebration

I went to CNY 2009 celebration today, and in true Seng Kang fashion, the show was as boring as it could ever be. Maybe because it was just the start of the year, thus everyone was off and uninspired.

But the thing I cannot stand at all is the Choir so-called 'musical' skit. LOLOL! All songs are so sad and depressing! Nothing subtle-ly CNY at all! The only link to CNY was the fact that it was set before CNY and the unsuprisingly one-dimensioned characters learning their lesson for their sinful way of lifestyles. All this and they lived happily after throughtout CNY. Hopefully.

Yay, it's listed as my top favourite shows just after 7 Pounds the movie, which sucked thoroughly for me.

Bye bye! See you.

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HERE.

LOL Their deduction is fabulouly brillant, on which day the O'level results are released. Read the thing in the link first. Then carry on below.

Apparently, the JAE spans over 5 days, including Sunday. Thus since the woman's sentence was postponed to 19 Jan, JAE will definitely end before 19 Jan 09. Thus apparently it must be before 13 Jan, since JAE starts after you recieve your Olevel results. Before 13 Jan? And on the third week? It can only be 12 January.

So there.

There's another source which supports the current one.
HERE.
Thus with the given evidence it is oh-so-obvious that when the day will be.

OH. MY. GOD. Now I'm freaking out.


P.S. Oh wait, for the second link, please proceed to read the left column,first row. And I noticed this "Suggested solutions & answers to the following Oct/Nov 2008 GCE 'O' Level Science / Maths & 'A' Level Maths papers are out!"

omgogmomgomg! i'm gonna dig out those papers and check my answers again.

and I found this awesome joke, "If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

Ny Resolutions!

So this is going to be my New Year Resolutions! I don't usually make it, but since I'm so inspired and bored, here it is:
1. To be richer. (Duh! Who doesn't?)

2. Do more gossips pleassseeeeeee. I'm addicted to it ohnoz!

3.To be more unkind. (I don't like the Be Courteous/Polite/Kind advertisement on TV, mainly because it is long, unappealing, and waste precious airspace when it could have been used for, I don't know, Gucci's eau de parfum, just maybe.)

4. To be honest. (Not that I'm not honest or anything. But to be more honest please. Because, really, I'm already honest. What the hell? I'd just achieved this resolution! yay I'm cancelling it@!1@)

Yes, so basically that's all.

Oh yesss, I just got 500$ today!! Yay, but when I was daydreaming through the whole 2.30hours of the ceremony, a posse of Punggol (smart) Sec 5 Students was talking all the way about:

1: "Oh, I'm so scared of my English. I mean, there's this question about the robber... and the cat."

2: "Oh. My. God. You remembered the questions?!"

3: "It's two months over and my brain..." (I cannot hear coherently at this point because of the applause, which as slight as it was, disrupted my eavesdropping)

1: "... and Geography... tourism... I didn't study..."

3: "... I did study, but whether it got into my brain or not I do not know" (Duh!!! If it got into your brain, you would have knew, because obviously you tested yourself beforehand and know how to answer the question, right!?")

2: "It was easy."

1: "Right... Now about English... My AM and EM... Paper 1 can get like 70+ (show-off), but Paper 2 I think I got about... maybe about... 14" (fade away so people cannot hear her)

3: "My EM and AM is okay one, but I'm worried about my English"

2: "Hey, do you all know when the results are coming out? They say they have got the results... Our English teacher marked the paper... before CNY!?... Egypt.. blah crap blah..."

1: "Teachers are biased... good to Express... we slack they scold, we don't slack they also scold... they think we are not always working hard, issit?"

2: "Ya! They bought drinks for Express students, but what we get? Watercooler, ar?"

3: "They also got aircon! (Because Punggol sec is poseur and copied our school's idea plzzz. They even came and leached our cute little 4e2 classroom plss.)

So there, oh and when I was waiting to go on stage... something weird happened. There were less and less people in the hall. Maybe there's some children eating alien above us. Or maybe they all got trapped inside the cameaa after taking the photograph (freaky!). But no, they were just showing off their typical Singaporean spirit by rushing off downstairs and collecting their certs and cheque. So, basically being Sec 4, I'm last, and when I go on stage, there's nobody in the audience!! Yay! I don't need to be so nervous anymore!


P.S. And no, I won't be treating anyone to dinner or food or anything. I did that for my birthday already. So goodbye. You are dismissed. Why am I so rude? Because I AM YUENIANG.

rofl!