HOW?

HOW? I have got careless mistakes for my MATH TESTS.

OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOM!! Suddenly the sky seems to be crashing down!! BOO! I got careless MISTAKES NOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

On the brighter side, Ms Hew actually said that my photos was 'pretty good'. Maybe because I don't have any arts background, or maybe my photos are really 'pretty good', so as to say.

You want to see my photos? TOO BAD LOL.

MY LAZINESS HAS OVERCOME ME AND I SUDDENLY NEED TO GRID OUT MY NEW PAINTING~ BB!

XOXO.

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I cut my hair, WEEEE~
Now my hair looks fugly and I look like a butch ROFL!

WEEEE~~

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After listening to other people joining rifle or dance, I think that suddenly my CCA sucks! ROFL, only when in comparison, not in itself pleassee.

I WANT TO JOIN GUZHENG LOLZZZ. It sounds so fun, so if I can, I will go on Saturdays only.

Then next time when I graduate of JC, they will call me 'the over-achiever', the person who excelled in both his CCAs and got As for all of his subjects! Yay!

And AEP is like really stressful, especially when people around you got A1 for O'level for their Arts... Scary! But luckily there are students there who, like me, have got no prior O' arts training at all!

And GP sucks! The teacher is really weird. The only thing that keeps me alive is probably living to attend another Art, Chemistry or Math lessons. But we're studying Art history now, like EW! But at least I have got a book which have everything about art history to seeing things visually and stuff. Woots!

And the thing with Art is that during the CCA introduction we have got this game, which basically helps us to crap through our SOVA to get A's. So they put random things inside the box and we are supposed to speak of those things in an artistic sense.

So basically in JC what we learn in GP, PW and Art is basically how you can make a simple sentence like 'I live in Singapore' to a fully blown-up and elaborated into 'I am a Singapore citizen so in all sense of the word I live in Singapore. And indeed I have lived in this multi-racial and fascinating country for more than fifteen years. The harmonious lifestyle we lead with neighbours of different races is also an extremely stressful one. But all I can ever say and could ever say is that I am truly and extensively thankful for the fact that I was born and raised in a safe country like Singapore' or anything to that sense.

And I'm doing this Art project where we have to take photos regarding the different themes, like the 'Eccentric Me', or 'Conceptual Me' or anything that is all-in-all really difficult to do.

In conclusion, I'm going to post long posts from now on. It's good to know that with so many words and sentences conjoined together I didn't have any mistakes, gramatically-wise, but vocabulary-wise I have a whole essays choke full of it! Yay this phenomenon is called juxtaposition. But since nobody in my class know my blog, I can crap about them yay. But luckily that are all friendly and human-ly, not exactly cold and heartless and 'I will stab you if you get a better grade than me' kind of people.

YAY.

what?

What? How did Louis find my blog? Did he learnt my special technique as well... of googling NYJC? So smart, like me!

Anyway, I think NYJC is actually quite a good school, except for the pronunciation of the principal. Seriously. And AEP Club is like the best club ever please! The seniors are all so crazy and madzzz!!

I forgotten what I'll be ranting today. I forgotten this really great idea that I want to rant about. So bye, bitch!

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I SUDDENLY LIKE MY SCHOOL!

BECAUSE:

1. There really isn't any rules in our school, as long as you behave appropriately the teachers don't care about you. But it's hard to say so now... because I really haven't seen any teachers...

2. I'm like, so pro pl0xx!

3. The orientation camp was fabulous!! It was entirely organised by the student council and there was not a teacher in sight anywhere throughout the whole camp! And the best thing was: students do not have to stay overnight.

4. The mass dance is so complicated and so awesome. And we learnt like 3 mass dance, 'HOTNCOLD', 'HSM'S A NIGHT TO REMEMBER' and then the traditional cheesy 60's love song which honestly I'd never heard of. They have got chacha (the MC said: Our Chacha is Latin kind." Woah!), lots of spins and slutty dance moves for girls. But the guys' one is kind of boring but so complicated pls! Then they combine both girls and boys together as a couple, not like we dance individually. That's why there's the spin lah!

5. The WET GAMES on the last day ROCKS pls. The best would probably be 'The Waterfall', where they put a plastic mat about the size of half a basketball court on a slope. Then they pour 20L bottles worth of MAMALEMON down the slope, then added water. Lots of water. And because MAMA-LEMON is a alkaline it is uber-slippery. And then they asked each team to climb up. SO CRAZY! BUT SO FUN!

6.The school's DISCO NIGHT is killer. I thought it would be lame, like some school. BUT NO! They really got disco ball! 3, to be exact! And those spotlight thinggy. And then the disco lasers! And then there's aircon blasting full speed in the hall. It was AWESOME! And there were so much danceoffs! And trainsz! Although it's a bit lame... BUT THE MUSIC ROCKS. Their AVA club rocks please, they have those machines that can speed up or slow down songs, then they edited the music into remixes. and the music is greeeaattt.

I SUDDENLY LIKE MY SCHOOL A LOT! BUT MAYBE NOT SO MUCH AFTER NEXT WEEK, WHEN SCHOOL REALLY STARTS. &*%$#.

P.S. Shall I add that the MCs are super high and funny? What they say were impromtu and Louis, one of the many MCs was uber-funny. Let me put it this way: He have got a self-depreciating sense of humour.

PPS. And you know, one of the previously-in-Chung-Cheng-Secondary friend told me that their top student got 9 A1s and 1 B3, then the EL was B3. You might think: WOW! But then I realise I got the same L1R5 as him/her! Yay! 3+5=8 points! But then he have got HCL... But anyway I got the same raw score as him can already. YESS!!

eh.

OMG I want to type so many things today, and my post below is so unfinished, with no proper conclusion and my points are flying all over the place.

But shall I talk about my already fabulous JC life?

It's so fun please.

And since I'm in AEP, I'm automatically enrolled into AEP club lol! But as luck has it I can join on more CCA, so yay, maybe Tennis or Squash, since my school have a squash room (I found two during Orientation).

Or maybe Badminton, but probably it will collapse once more, and I totally suck at Badminton. I think Tennis will be the same, except the ball is much bigger and not as 'airy' or 'light' or 'fluffy'.

But what if the ball hits me? THAT IS THE PROBLEM! The bigger the ball the more afraid of it I am!!

Now that I have gone out of point in this post again, I decided not to post about my JC life, since the adjective 'fabulous' probably gives you a pretty good idea. And I'm probably not going to post anything about my school, cause it really sucks to think that I could have made it to NJC.

And if you tell me it's the same, both are quite good JCs, except the NJC is better, that's the point, lol.

NYJC may be good, but really, NJC is so much better. A good JC brings you far, unlike secondary school, which really doesn't matter which one you go to. That's what everyone says, from my ex-teachers to my paternal-side cousin and his wife.

And more paternal side cousins, all of whom have this hereditary nose which many people thought that they had work done. I mean please! Just because we have fabulous, sharp and sharp (that's the only word I can think of) nose, doesn't mean it's being worked on lol! But one of my patcousins have a really fake-looking nose LOL!

But please to people who are going into JCs, cutoff points do not determine the excellence of the school please! Look at their value-addedness and their achievements and stuff.

But why NYJC and not TJC or VJC? Duh! Because they have no AEP.

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I hate the HOD of Arts! He's so evvvil.

He told my one sentence which condemned me into eternal regret:

He: "You know, with your points you might make it into National JC through JAE"
Me: *smiles sweetly, secretly hiding my dagger which I was about to stab into him multiple times*

LOL! Nah I'm just joking, the HOD is really kind and polite and funny.

Now, I'm still obsessed with NJC, and on their Wiki-page, guess what I saw?

Click here for the list of Notable Alumnis

What the heck in the world is Jeanette Aw doing in the list? and PM LEE? I should have studied in NJC, then I can sign up for their AEP too.

And then maybe get a role in the next Little Nyonya as Juxiang, but in the twenty-first century. Where the vicious Tuaji from the reputable Huang's family slap Juxiang, Juxiang can use the internet and more understandable sign language to complain! And then next day the headlines will splash about their dirty laundry!

OH MY GOD I'M SUCH A GENIUS I CAN BE A SCRIPTWRITER NOW TOO!!

Oh, and then, in order to fix their reputation, they hold a press release where they sarcastically replied each other's answers. Then Tuaji got so furious and slap her, they continued to slapping each other in hell frenzy front of the media for 5 minutes LOL!

But wait, they can't actually sarcastically reply to each other because... Juxiang is a mute ROFL!

Then maybe Juxiang slaps Tuaji after Tuaji took advantage of Juxiang being a mute by pushing the blame to Juxiang.

Then the slapping frenzy begins once again!

YAY TO MORE SLAPPING SHOWDOWN! <3

Bye!

WHAT?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

CRAPBITCH!

MY MP3's diskspace IS FULL!!@#

NOOZZ.

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Shall I tell you the Tale of Curious SC and his JC?

Let me slowly retell this tale to you now:

On Monday, SC felt like going to JC. He MSN-ed his known online friends and tell them lol. And then he probably mass SMSed his friends too. In confusion and deep puzzlement he asked his mother, "What will you say if I want to study JC?" Mother shrieked in an excited manner (lol!), "Yess!!! I would most definitely wished you want to do this."

On Tuesday, he went to work. Then he decided to send his appeal on that day. But he did not, for he did not decide which JC he wants to go to, and is still puzzled and confused.

On Wednesday, he sent an online appeal to NYJC (thank christ for hi-tech JC unlike my secondary school!)

On Thursday, 9am, the Arts teacher Miss Hew called. But it was a missed call, for SC was out having breakfast/brunch. Was it fate that he could not get into the JC? Not really, because he called back the teacher, and guess what? The teacher said: Could you please come down for a short test and also bring your portfolio as well.

Well said! But sadly, almost everything in my portfolio is undone, but I brought it anyway.

After Thursday 4.30pm, WHAM! SHAMLALA! BAMMED!, he is a student of NYJC, even though he doesn't really exist in the database and the ezlink still charge a friggin' 0.71cents for a 5-stop short trip.

So he went to school on Friday, and guessed what subjects he taken?

- AEP Arts H2/H3 (I'm like so proud I'm taking H3 pleassseee, because it's compulsory, but that's not the point, it's because I can!)
- H2 ECONS
- H2 CHEMISTRY
- H2 MATHS
- and everything else that comes with those strings attached when you go to JC... like FRIGGIN' CHINESE EWWWWZZZZZ.

Oh, and originally I wanted H2 English Language Studies instead of Econs, but they say I have to take another test for that, so this school is turning out to be a bitch again. But at least aalll the teachers have a sense of humour, unlike you-know-what-school, but if you are affiliated to that you-know-what-school you are agreeing to lose all rights once you read this blog. Yay!

AND NOOOZ, I'M GOING TO DIE IN ART BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE SECONDARY ART BACKGROUND FOR SEC3/4... But whatever. I'm going to knock their socks off with my future-to-be-award-winning-art-pieces.

Oh, and for the Art test I need to describe this painting, The Menaced Assassin. And I think I got the first part mostly correct, about what the painter is trying to portray. But I probably failed miserably on the second part, which asked about why the painting gives the feeling of surrealism. My strongest point? The mountain don't look realistic.

LOL! But seriously.

XOXO.

NOTE: I STILL DO NOT EXIST IN THE SCHOOL'S DATABASE.

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I want to study JC now... Like I suddenly miss my secondary school life, and if I really gen so much to go Lasalle, apparently it'll be in August, and I need to wait for god-forbidden 6 months...

I listed down the pros and cons (of which are all mashed up together) of going to JC:

- Please my mom.
- Get into prestigious schools like Yale, Harvard and Oxbridge (yes I amalgamated them together, and it's really a word you can go wiki it up)
- Stress like hell
- Wear school ew-niform
- Because I cannot get into Hwachong or NationalJC. I can only go NY because it's the only with AEP I can go into.
- I don't want to go in the second week, when people start forming cliques and then I go there becoming a new student, so sad!
- Able to get double Majors in Art and English, or go journalism, mass comm. or fashion comm. in some overseas Uni (with winter season) so I can get to wear trenchcoat and not look weird. (not that I have tried that before or anything)
- 2 years.

LASALLE/NAFA:
- 4 years get Ba(Hons) Degree directly
- Need to wait 6 more months
- My interest
- Singapore's market for the Arts is as big as the size of the country itself - minuscule.
- Also able to get fashion comm. faster and get my editor/journalism job as well, since all the other courses are like, forbidden from my mother

OH. MY. GOD. My question is probably answered. Because studying in Lasalle apparently fashion comm. is also not my interest, thus I would be better off studying JC which although is, too, not of my interest, it's more prestigious to say that you are in a JC... or is it?

DAMN IT CRAPPY BITCHES. Please feel free to SMS me your opinions pleasse the appeal deadline is just tomorrow 23.59, please your opinion matters.

P.S. And yes, prestige does matters more than anything else. My moon sign and sun sign combination says so: "The prestige of the position being more important than the salary." This is probably everything I got on all astrology webbies.

Warm, loving, and generous in your affections, you inspire tremendous devotion and loyalty in your loved ones. This is good, since you would never settle for anything less! You want to be adored and worshipped like the king or queen that you feel you are, and it is difficult for anyone to resist the warmth and attention you lavish on those you care about. You have a great deal of pride and need to be recognized and appreciated. The way to really hurt your feelings is to ignore you. You are genuine, sincere, and have a strong sense of personal integrity. You hate emotional games and dishonesty.

The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign produces a very warm-hearted, honest, and open personality. The pairing blends the personal dash, optimism, enthusiasm and directness of Sagittarius, with the warmth, generosity, pride, and authoritativeness of Leo. You have a love of mankind and a code that combines good judgment with a very tolerant attitude. This combination is very dedicated; dedicated to honor, prestige, and achieving stature in the world. And to attain you goals, you are not one to take shortcuts; not one to lie, to cheat, or to do anything underhanded in order to gain an advantage. Honor is all important and your word is an unbreakable bond. The fiery combination of these two signs doesn't need any unfair advantages to succeed because there is more than enough energy and enthusiasm to get where you want to be. You'll keep pursuing your goals long after others have thrown in the towel. When you go after something, you go after it tooth and nail. Any obstacle you face is considered only a temporary problem and little gets you down for long. This is a very positive combination, quite indicative of happiness and success. If you can avoid scattering your energies, you can move mountains. You are naturally inclined toward public service, either in law, education, or government. The prestige of the position being more important than the salary. This is a high-minded combination, full of ideas and ideals. You may have problems dealing with the small people of the world that refuse to grow and progress. You are intellectually philosophic, broad-minded, and highly creative. Your creativity is in the ability to form an image in your mind and then bring to reality that clear picture you envisioned. You take life seriously, with a keen sense of the importance of making the most of it. Unless something is really messed up in your chart, you are truly a super person.

And when I was born the moon was on Leo sign: Leo Moon [Positive Traits] Loving Witty Radiant Artistic Dignified

Leo Moon [Negative Traits] Extravagant Arrogant Show-off Self-centered Domineering

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Seen this test on so many people's blogs, I'm going to try too yay!

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